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Geschrieben von: Dory B (Usernummer # 11459) an :
 
Fragen ueber Fragen.....

wenn einer mehr hat: hier posten!
wenn einer Antworten weiss: unbedingt hier posten!!!



Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a “Broker”?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

[ 06.11.2004, 11:49: Beitrag editiert von: Dory B ]
 

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Geschrieben von: Dory B (Usernummer # 11459) an :
 
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

What do you call male ballerinas?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
 

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Geschrieben von: Elias@Rafael (Usernummer # 5404) an :
 
Warum heißt es Technoforum, wenn doch ganz andere Dinge im Zentrum des Interessses stehen?
 

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Geschrieben von: brick (Usernummer # 11395) an :
 

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Ursprünglich geschrieben von: Dory B:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

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Das die sonne die haare aufhellt liegt, wie alles was mit dem eigenen körper abläuft, an einem enzym. Der grund dafür ist, das einem der kopf nicht zu heiss wird, wenn den ganzen tag die sonne draufballert. warum die haut dunkler wird ... naja

wenn das bei lemon genauso ist wie bei orange juice ist, heisst das, das sich nur lemon juice schimpfen darf, was aus 100% lemon besteht. da dies nicht der fall ist, muss es wohl flavered heissen.

un das mit dem mäuse katzenfutter kam ma bei sarah kuttner die show ... es is einfach unwirtschaftlich mäuse zu züchten um sie zu futter zu verarbeiten(wochen lang füttern(fleischfresser=teuer), häuten un solche sachen) um dann nur n kleines häppchen zu bekommen .. da lohnt sich das mit ner kuh schon mehr

Hoff ma, dass de au wirklich antworten haben wolltest

brick
 

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Geschrieben von: herrplan (Usernummer # 4794) an :
 
if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests LOL!
 

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